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The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her wheelchair, where the activities for her 100th birthday were taking place.

Grandma couldn’t speak very well, but she would write notes when she needed to communicate.

After a short time out on the lawn, Grandma started leaning off to the right, so some family members grabbed her, straightened her up, and stuffed pillows on her right. Read the rest of this entry »

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A little girl asks her mum, ‘Mum, can I take the dog for a walk around the block?’

Her mum replies ‘No, because she is on heat.’  ‘What does that mean?’ asked the child.

‘Go and ask your father. I think he’s in the garage.’ Read the rest of this entry »
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WIVES OF YESTERDAY,TODAY AND TOMORROW 
 

 

 

 

Are there any wife of yesteryears still around ?
All those who have sons now, my sympathy.

Those who have daughters, my congratulations.

 

Credit for sharing: Crystal 

 A man checked into a hotel.

 There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his Wife.

However, he accidentally typed a wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail. Read the rest of this entry »

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An old country farmer had a wife who constantly nagged him unmercifully. 

From morning till night she was always complaining about something. 

The only time he got any relief was when he was out plowing the field with his old trusted mule. Hence he tried to plow a lot. 

One day, when he was out plowing, his wife brought him lunch in the field. He drove the old mule into the shade, sat down on a stump, and began to eat his lunch. Read the rest of this entry »

Source: Comedy in church confessionhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgmQM9cDPHk&feature=related

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Credit for sharing: Anita & friends

DO YOU GO TO CHURCH?

 A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside.  Read the rest of this entry »


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